More questions from members: If someone was to take a scalpel and cut out some ones asshole and suture it closed would it heal shut? Or would a fresh bunhole reform. Just wondering because it sounds perfect for child molesters and Isis members and Obama Zombies. Oh wait, they are already full of shit. Thanks Jay..Siko666 Thanks Siko666 for the question. It really boils down to what is going to happen first. Will they die from their bunholes being sowed shut, so they can't shit. Or will the sutures heal up, and then they die from too much shit. Either way, they die. Sounds too complicated for me though.--Jay D.