Powerball Reaches 1.5 Billion
I don't play the loterry much, but it's kind of tempting to buy a ticket or two. The jackpot is a hefty $1.5 billion dollars. You could get plenty of hookers and booze with that kind of money. Rumor has it our buddy from downunder has bought himself a few tickets. I hope that crazy kangaroo jockey named Ouch wins. I also expect him to treat me to a couple lap dances if he wins. I mean not from him though. Good luck you crazy bastard. In other news we have user boobs but I forgot to check my email. Stay tuned for them tomorrow! --Dave G.