There's a virus going around called the zika virus. You don't even realize you're infected and it's spread through mosquito bites. It causes pregnant women to give birth to children with their heads too small. I think a milder version of this virus is to blame for the hipster kids with smaller brains today. I'm posting a video of a failed armed robbery unless you guys vote for the one with a 10 year old live boy who's face is impaled on a fence post. --Dave G.