Life On The Phone

on 01.29.2016

I road the subway yesterday and 99% of the people were looking down at their phones. Once off the subway, almost everyone was walking around, heads down looking at their little screens. How the fuck did people survive before their smart phones? Am I the only one that watches people? I don't give a shit about texting so and so about some bullshit. Just what is so important on their phones anyways? I think this article about porn might actually solve some mysteries. --Jay D.

Jay D., jay@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
it all about "faceache" sending a receiving waste of time messages, I timed "she how would like to be obeyed" one day, she spent 10hrs on "faceache" in one day what an unbelievable waste of time. If ever "faceache closed down i’m sure the world will come to an end for 80% of the worlds population, (rant over).
posted on: 01-29-16 @ 4:31 PM

posted on: 01-29-16 @ 10:45 PM

I want to invent an app called the AppSlap. It detects when you are walking and looking at your screen, A flashing light appears on the top of of your phone or uses your flash to let others know you are a Douche Bag! Giving them permission to App Slap you in the fucking head! Please like and subscribe and share.
posted on: 01-29-16 @ 11:44 PM

^^^ ha ha. Thats fucking brilliant. Im surprised your not a millionaire.
posted on: 01-30-16 @ 1:36 AM

I just got my first fartsmone and I fucking hate it. Its too god damn small for me to use with my big ass fingers. Fuck you Steve Jobs. I hope its warm enough for you in hell.
posted on: 01-30-16 @ 1:39 AM

I don`t own a smartphone, I don`t think I`m smart enough!
posted on: 01-30-16 @ 5:02 AM

Big brother is watching
posted on: 01-30-16 @ 9:00 AM

Smart phones make me feel stupid
posted on: 01-30-16 @ 10:54 AM

I use mine to keep up with CS, FB, CNN, MSNBC, and ESPN. You know, all the important news outlets.
posted on: 01-30-16 @ 12:38 PM

My 50’’ Smart TV and playstation is all I need.
posted on: 01-30-16 @ 2:07 PM