I got an interesting phone call for my birthday. From an old friend of the family. I won't give too much detail for anonymous purposes of course. I wish I would have known better when I was younger but when I was younger this hot lady used to baby sit me, then she was my barber for a while. Hot milf with big boobs. Last time she gave me haircut I was 19. At the time I had poison ivy on my arm and kept scratching it and she thought I was masturbating under the hair cover thing. She confessed to getting hot and bothered but didn't act on it since I had just got married at the time. That explains why she was laughing when she pulled that cover off me and saw I was scratching my arm. --Dave G.