Running Out Of Dick Space
When family runs into computer problems they usually text me. For some reason they think I'm a genious
When I probably have less brains than a Trump supporter. I got a message on skype from a family member
telling me she was running out of dick space. I told her well if it doesn't fit in your ass maybe you need you need a new asshole. She was like that is not what I meant so I told her to start dating Asian men instead of the black dudes she's always around. She said that isn't the problem you fucking bigot. I told her there was always vaseline if she couldn't afford proper lubricant but when she couldn't get her point across so she told me to fuck off so I said well I'm sure if anal doesn't work I'm sure oral isn't a problem or learn to take it in the ear so she told me that she would be calling my dad. Honestly I think I'm too old for a spanking unless its from a craigslist hooker. --Dave G.