For A Million Dollars
I was asked the million dollar question yesterday. Like Demi Moore in that indecent proposal movie. I was asked if I would make out with another dude if I was paid a cool one million dollars. I'm sorry to break your hearts for anyone who had their hopes up. He'll I'm not handsome or even much to look at so why even troll me with this stuff man? Anyway for a million dollars I would go down on Oprah Winfrey, hell I might even sleep with Whoopie Goldberg but no dude. I'm sorry I'm just not into that shit. So my question is to you crazy people in the peanut gallery. What is the worst you would do for a million bucks? --Dave G.