on 04.14.2016

I never thought I'd be alive to see anything resembling anything close to a hoverboard from the movie Back To The Future but they got some cool as thing called a flyboard now. Its pretty much a skateboard with jet engines you can fly around in. Makes me wish I was a kid again. Would you crazy bastards ride one of those things? --Dave G.

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
I made one years ago Dave, it`s a board and i nailed some flies too it.
posted on: 04-14-16 @ 2:20 PM

what and end up on a vid on CS having the piss ripped out of me
posted on: 04-14-16 @ 2:21 PM

Fuck that..all I want is an over and under shotgun.
posted on: 04-14-16 @ 2:33 PM

Its already a long enuf fall for me standing on this big rock! I dont need anything lifting me up and allowing gravity to fuck me up even more..
posted on: 04-14-16 @ 2:44 PM

Just checkex it out. "Flyboard Air" . fuck that shit...controller malfunctions and bam your heading upwards a couple thousand feet.
posted on: 04-14-16 @ 2:47 PM

Hell yea I’d do it!
posted on: 04-14-16 @ 3:27 PM

Dave, you’re taking the wrong acid bro, I’ll hook you up with some shit that’ll make hover board part of the past.
posted on: 04-14-16 @ 4:25 PM

I like myself too much to try something that stupid.
posted on: 04-14-16 @ 5:36 PM

I’ve been having me something that makes me fly.good fucking weed and you don’t have to worry about breaking your fucking neck.well I take that back stay put on couch won’t break neck my shit is fucking bad ass!!!!! NOT FOR SALE!!!!!??????
posted on: 04-14-16 @ 10:08 PM

Damn getting late I’m going to bed and sleep the sleep of the just I heard that one on every body loves raymond.but before iI go I smoked a thinking joint earlier and it got me to thinking about when I was a kid now I don’t no when you guys started getting stiffys but for me it was I was about ten.fourth or fifth grade and those stiffys always seemed to pop up right at the most inopertune times I’m like right in the middle of doing nothing in class thinkingabout nnothing and oh no my pisser is trying to rip my pants off like the fucking hulk and I’m not even upset until now because it seems like every time I start getting hard bell rings or the teacher wants me to come up to the front of the class and read some stupid shit and I’ve got this fucking unicorn trying to stick out of my Levis . I don’t no but thinking back and knowing now how teachers are you no fucking students and all I wonder if maybe that teacher knew I was hard and she wanted my hulky unicorn hard ten year old dick??? Wasn’t funny then but when I read for my class and I got thru and class bell rang all the boys and girls wanted to no what I was HIDEING in my pants they thought I had a big bag of candy stashed in there.you no I’m stoned right now mellow but I guess I did have some candy in my pants no not a bag but a GREAT BIG TEN YEAR OLD LOLLY POP OH HELLLL YEA
posted on: 04-15-16 @ 2:39 AM

Oh good night fuckers.peace.
posted on: 04-15-16 @ 3:05 AM

I'll stick to riding my quad.
posted on: 04-15-16 @ 6:24 AM

Dave, you’re thinking too much. Watch some porn and eat your tacos.
posted on: 04-15-16 @ 1:47 PM

^^^+^^^ PolAir runnins will be way diffrent on this machine
posted on: 04-15-16 @ 2:36 PM

Fuckin maddog.......everytime man...love your stuff.
posted on: 04-15-16 @ 2:41 PM