Postive Break

on 07.17.2016

I am going to write something that may have never been written in the history of crazyshit.com blogs: Let's take a time out of all our usual antics, and write a one liner about something positive in our day. I'll start out with a few examples. I took the biggest shit of the day, and it felt amazing. I had an amazing cup of coffee. I slept for over 9 hours for the first time in a month. Ok, your turn, give it a try! --Jay D.

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
I shoot out more cum after I watch porn.
posted on: 07-17-16 @ 11:23 AM

Waked and baked. I smoked a full gram of weed in under two hours while watching South Park.
posted on: 07-17-16 @ 11:42 AM

chain-sawed a big tree by a house...house still in one piece :-D
posted on: 07-17-16 @ 12:30 PM

Got a Sunday morning dome piece.
posted on: 07-17-16 @ 12:50 PM

Woke up today and left a 10 second long fart as I walked out of the bedroom
posted on: 07-17-16 @ 1:22 PM

I didn’t kill my neighbors
posted on: 07-17-16 @ 2:38 PM

I hugged my kids. And wife!,, which was the hard part.
posted on: 07-17-16 @ 2:53 PM

I woke up and was breathing on my own.
posted on: 07-17-16 @ 2:56 PM

Woke up on this side of the dirt.
posted on: 07-17-16 @ 3:27 PM

I’m so broke this year; I’m almost cured of materialism.
posted on: 07-17-16 @ 3:35 PM

Brisket + beans + grilled tomatoes and onions + armadillo eggs + smoked potatoes = Food Coma.
posted on: 07-17-16 @ 3:45 PM

Why did that sound like you were explaining that to kindergartners. You watched to much MF mister Rodgers as a kid didn't you.
posted on: 07-17-16 @ 4:56 PM

Today I spent about a hour to a hour and half out side helping my parents clean the front yard. I reassembled four old chain saws and put them in my father’s garage. Tomorrow we will do some more cleaning in the front yard and I might assemble a honey super I was nice to get out of the house in a few months... Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
posted on: 07-17-16 @ 5:23 PM

I sleep next to the love of my life
posted on: 07-17-16 @ 6:10 PM

posted on: 07-17-16 @ 6:53 PM

The GEICO gecko is pretty funny. Ha ha ha...
posted on: 07-17-16 @ 7:25 PM

@wifebeater2000 last week, but his duties only include handy man stuff like landscaping, mowing my lawn and cleaning my pool.
posted on: 07-17-16 @ 7:30 PM

No hangover after a fifth of Wheatley vodka. That shit is the bomb diggity. On my second case of it this summer and yet to have a hangover. Tastes better than tito’s or stoli too.
posted on: 07-17-16 @ 7:37 PM

Well I will start out by saying thank you crazyshit for making me laugh just a little bit harder and shit just a little bit longer.
posted on: 07-17-16 @ 8:28 PM

Smoked weed all fucking day!!! Watched a little CNN listen to all the bullshit and propaganda until I puked!! Then I turned that shit over to some walking dead shit Smoke more weed did some steaks on the grill because I couldn’t let them goddam zombies eat all that prime meat And now I’m on here talking shit and eating ice cream while the ole lady watching me and shaking her head! That fucking cat loving bitch!!! Yeah boy!
posted on: 07-17-16 @ 9:34 PM

I got to see my uncle in the hospital. He is recovering well after surgery. When I was younger I was a fuck up and my aunt was saying how she is happy that I finally got my shit straight. Good stuff
posted on: 07-17-16 @ 10:29 PM

Made a bigass pot of menudo, took my bully dog a bath then I took my girlfriend to meet my wife. That didn't end well....
posted on: 07-17-16 @ 10:34 PM

Going to bed night night shitheads..? Peace!
posted on: 07-18-16 @ 12:38 AM

9 hours in a month? LOL I get about 6 hours if I’m lucky for how many years now???.....
posted on: 07-18-16 @ 2:02 AM