I was outside a few minutes ago before it started to rain. Backdoor neighbor was carrying her baby and decided to tell me I need to trim my tree because its making a mess in her yard. I wanted to ask her if she trims her bush but I didn't since I'm a gentle man. Well little man decides to pull her tit out i guess he was hungry and she almost dropped him out of excitement and I catch the little guy on the way down. Was a hard choice between playing hero or copping a feel --Dave G.