Smal Dick Pictures
We get a pretty wide variety of crap emailed to us, but the one I hate the most is the tiny dick dudes looking to have their mini-wangs put up on the site. Not only do I hate looking at dicks, I really hate mini-dicks. And why do you feel the need to email us 10 to 20 times about your little dick? We got the first one, it's cool. No need to resend it over and over and over again. Why can't chicks be like that? Send in your huge titties 10 to 20 times. You know why? Because we would love that. And another thing, once you post up a small dick on here, it's like a beacon has gone off in tiny-dick land, and all the dudes have to email in their numbs. No more dick pictures. Only titties. --Jay D.