Secret Of Jay's Bidet
Last night while shopping for groceries I took a stroll through the Asian food isle at Fiesta Mart and saw a hot sauce with a rooster on it. I said I'll give this a shot can't be any hotter than anything from Mexico and came home to make some dinner. As I ate my food in bliss thinking this sauce is great burns just right and its a bit tangy I went to bed content with my food. Well a dream come true became a living nightmare this morning and as I sat on my throne in pain wondering why the lord hath forsaken me I realized the secret of Jay's bidet. I think I will be buying one soon. --Dave G.