Meth Neighbor

on 09.25.2016

I don't know what it is about the house across the street but they can't find one person to rent it that doesn't end up a druggie. I've lived here for about 3 years, and they've had 5-6 people in and out of that place. Each one a little less crazy as before, but still crazy. It's on a main street in the middle of town, and all the neighbors left and right are pretty reserved middle aged people. If it weren't for my dog, and the fact I look intimidating to most I'd be afraid something is going to end up missing. One day I saw a lady that had been planting/digging up/replanting the same plant for 3 hours have a slobber knocker fight with her boyfriend over I think a pack of pall malls. I guess I can't say it hasn't given me some entertainment. Do any of you have good weird ass neighbor stories? --Big Jeff

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I dont have neighbors cause i live in a van, DOWN BY THE RIVER!
posted on: 09-25-16 @ 4:49 PM

Only one weird neighbor living behind me. She bitched about my dog scaring her kids’ friends. She hired someone to put a wooden fence that covers the yard by mine. Funny part was when one of the workers ask to come in my yard to secure their fence with mine. I said okay, but in my rush to go to the bathroom, I forgot to mention to my elderly mother not to let the dog out until he’s done. Mom let him out and the poor guy got scared by the largest doberman pincer he’s ever seen and hopped a fence really fast. It was really funny. Now that bitch is selling her house (bye Felicia).
posted on: 09-25-16 @ 4:58 PM

@mykejp you "forgot" to tell her...good save
posted on: 09-25-16 @ 5:13 PM

I don’t have any weird neighbors. I’m considered the weird one.
posted on: 09-25-16 @ 5:19 PM

My neighbor and his buddy would climb up on his roof, smoke weed and howl at the moon. It was funny and it didn't bother me.
posted on: 09-25-16 @ 5:43 PM

I do not know all of the people that live on the road where my family lives. I do not know if my family has any weird neighbors. Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
posted on: 09-25-16 @ 6:35 PM

The landlord at the place across the street is probably a dope fiend and is renting the place out to friends and acquaintances.
posted on: 09-25-16 @ 6:52 PM

Most of the year my nearest neighbor is the enemy. I do not believe in God but we have a prayer we say before heading out. If you stand beside me as ally or friend with our life we will defend. If you stand in front of me as enemy or foe then may the God you believe in have mercy on your soul... Because we wont Ohh-Rahhh
posted on: 09-25-16 @ 7:04 PM

I only have neighbors behind my house and across the street. All the other houses on each side of mine are summer home's. Perks of living a fart away from the water. Only bad thing is sometimes we get that salty beach smell.
posted on: 09-25-16 @ 7:16 PM

Neighbor? What’s that? I got trees all around me nothing but quiet! So fuck the banks and fuck rent people! I’m my on godamn boss yeah boy!
posted on: 09-25-16 @ 7:42 PM

Had a hot neighbor, she was a cop, we fucked, the end.
posted on: 09-25-16 @ 8:47 PM

@chupamiverga here here!!!!!!!!!!!!! To the mother fucking point!!!!!!!!!! Yeah boy!
posted on: 09-25-16 @ 8:51 PM

Dear Jeff, I’m just trying to live my life the best I can and please stop staring and standing in front my house at three o’clock in the morning
posted on: 09-26-16 @ 2:10 AM

posted on: 09-26-16 @ 3:14 AM

After I worked EMS for a while I learned that tweeker couples will have shovel-swinging, blood-spilling, go-to-the-hospital fights over piddly shit like "Bitch, don’t take the FIRST cigarette out of my pack" then they’ll be all up in each others’ orifices 10 minutes later.
posted on: 09-26-16 @ 1:27 PM