Wear That One

on 01.12.2011

Don't you ladies realize by now that as men, we don't really give a shit what outfit you wear? As long as you look presentable, we're happy. We'd rather you go with your first instinct so we can fucking leave already, rather than sit there like an asshole while you try on 10 different outfits combined with 8 different pairs of shoes. "Yes, that looks great. Let's go." But no, it's not that easy, because now that your clothes are picked out, it's time to accessorise. "Do you like these earrings or these ones? What about this necklace? Should I wear my hair up or down?" Fucking shit! I've been sitting here for an hour and a half. Can we please fucking go? --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
It always confused me to just who our girls are dressing up for anyway, they should dress up at home for us, and look plain in when going out, but going Burqa is just fucking madness.
posted on: 01-12-11 @ 2:19 PM

And you're just as fucked if you tell a bitch she looks good because she'll just think you're saying that to get her moving. Off to the fucking closet she goes! Amen
posted on: 01-13-11 @ 4:08 AM

I think most women dress to impress other women! Men only care what is under the clothing. How many times have you heard your woman comment on the way other women dress?
posted on: 01-13-11 @ 4:27 AM