Fuck You, DVD!
Last night I sat down to watch a movie, but these assholes who make the DVDs couldn't let it be that simple. First they want to show me some bullshit commercial about how pirating DVDs is the worst fucking possible thing you could ever do. Then they have about 10 fucking previews of some bullshit movies that I don't want to see. So why didn't I just skip right through them and go to the menu? Because the cock suckers wouldn't let me. The skip button did nothing and the menu button did nothing. I wanted to choke somebody. But I was able to fast forward through 14 fucking minutes of previews. I'd have been better off with a fucking VHS. Cock sucking sons of bitches! --Adam