Happy Valentine's Day

on 02.14.2011

Today is Valentine's Day, which is a day for lovers to express how they feel about each other. Well, actually it's a day for Hallmark and flower shops everywhere to bank a lot of money. Regardless, I think too much attention is put on what guys should be getting their girlfriends, and not enough attention on what girls should be getting their boyfriends. A blowjob, a sandwich, and no bitching for a whole day. That's all us men need for Valentine's Day. Fine, we'll get you a dozen roses that are just going to die and get thrown away in a few days, but we want that blowjob, and you can find your way to the kitchen after you're done. Happy Valentine's Day! --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
I think any woman lucky enough to Get Flowers & Candy Should Get on there knees and thank the Man up above ! No Hands Style !
posted on: 02-14-11 @ 3:01 PM

I spent 3 on my wife today which is the equivalent of almost 5 bucks. I got a card, a mug and a single (artificial) rose... and i still got a blowjob
posted on: 02-14-11 @ 4:09 PM

I got a 6-position adjustable buttstock for my AR build. Nothing says "I love you" like firearm accessories.
posted on: 02-14-11 @ 4:33 PM

fuck what women want and fuck the polution all this bullshit creates, thundermug you are a fuckhead, guns are for fuckheads
posted on: 02-15-11 @ 9:56 AM

mrdevil, does that make every standing army in the entire world fuckheads? Or are you just pissed because TM is better then you
posted on: 02-15-11 @ 12:46 PM

Go get laid, mrdevil.
posted on: 02-15-11 @ 1:48 PM

hey mrdevil go fuck your self with a rose stem. guns are what makes america styay free!! and adam i bet you got kicked in the nuts by yer old lady for writen that!! good job.
posted on: 02-15-11 @ 10:56 PM