Almost A Perfect Redneck

on 03.09.2011

Last night a guy in a Jeep, jacked up on some big ass tires, pulled up next to me at a stop light. He was wearing all camouflage, and had a Confederate Flag and a Got Mud? sticker on the back of his Jeep. Also he was smoking a cigarette, and revving his engine like an annoying douche bag. Everything about him screamed, "Hey everybody, look at me, I'm a dumb redneck!" The only thing that threw me off, was he was listening to rap. It just didn't fit the picture. --Adam

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
keep hating adam.... you'll be glad to see us when your car breaks down!
posted on: 03-09-11 @ 12:55 PM

your just mad because he didnt show ya his dick adam!!
posted on: 03-09-11 @ 1:51 PM

Yep, they are real and out there, we have them here by the thousands in Queensland but we call them inbreds since we never had a civil war were one side wore read neck jackets and linched blacks, but they scare the fuck out of the public because they say things like BROUGHT when they mean to say BOUGHT and they go pigging which is using dogs and 30/30's to pull down wild bores and then they hang the pigs on the back of their Toyota Land Cruisers and parade them through the townships to see who got the biggest pig, pretty scary fucker's, not to mention the cops won't touch them because these fuckers are drunk on rum and coke for breakfast and dumb beyond help. But being little America we also now call them rednecks, which is pretty fucking stupid because most Australian's are too dumb to know where the meaning comes from, they just copy the TV shows. Well speak of the devil it looks like a pair of them put comments above me as I was typing.
posted on: 03-09-11 @ 2:49 PM

Did he yell at you to turn down your Justin Beiber?
posted on: 03-09-11 @ 4:00 PM

It's cause country just isn't intimidating
posted on: 03-09-11 @ 7:48 PM

why the hell didnt you take a picture of that redneck you could have givin us all a laugh at the wanna be trying too hard redneck
posted on: 03-10-11 @ 5:06 AM