Why Beer? Why?

on 03.12.2011

Why beer do you do this to me? I love you in so many ways, and you make me feel good. Then the next day, you leave me all alone, and I feel terrible. I can't think straight, I shit like 5 times, and I want to puke. All because of you beer! Maybe we should stop seeing each other.--Jay

Jay D., jay@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Shit J, I just joined and already ya sendin' me a dear John.
posted on: 03-12-11 @ 1:56 PM

damn jay if you'd stop picking up that fuckng cheap as PBR and get some coors light you woudnt feel so damn neglected the next day. just remeber beer is like a hooker the cheaper ya pay for it the more ya pay for it later.
posted on: 03-12-11 @ 2:16 PM

You rest today Jay. I'll take over the drinking for ya.
posted on: 03-12-11 @ 3:10 PM

The beer factory has mexicans washing old bottles found at the rubbish dump, maybe you just had a lazy mexican wash your bottle, give the shit away and smoke weed instead, you have a family that needs you DAD.
posted on: 03-12-11 @ 8:15 PM

beer and i have the same relationship, but i look past the bad qualities cause when night falls we always make up, and i'm happy again.....
posted on: 03-13-11 @ 12:37 PM

Jay you emailed me back regarding placing a avatar and told me to send it to u because no matter what i chose to use as my avatar it always said its too big. So its been over a week now and still no avatar! I give the fuck up! That shits crazy!
posted on: 03-13-11 @ 1:42 PM

^^^Put down the Rockstar,Redbull or the pipe down and resize your photo.Speed kills
posted on: 03-13-11 @ 1:46 PM