Fuck You, Uncle Sam!
Today is the day Uncle Sam wants more of your money. Like that greedy son of a bitch doesn't take enough already. And all he's going to do with it is put it in the pocket of some rich CEO or use it to blow up brown people in some shitty country I would never want to go to. If my money is just going to be wasted, I think I should have the right to decide where it's going. It would be better used if I personally handed it over to a hard-working, naked single mother spinning on a pole. --Adam