A Crazyshit Easter

on 04.24.2011

It's Easter once again, and it's time to celebrate. It's the one day of the year when the Easter Bunny sneaks into your house before sunrise and impregnates your wife while you're sleeping next to her. Then when you wake up, you get to eat colored hard boiled eggs he pooped out his ass. And if you thought it couldn't get any better, think again, because there's chocolate as far as the eye can see. And then Jesus knocks on your door and look at what he's got for you. It's a delicious ham he prepared himself. After eating lunch with the J-Man, it's time to slaughter your first born and decorate the outside of your windows with his blood, to keep the evil spirits away. Happy Easter everybody! It's the best time of the year. --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Fuck easter, the shops have had chocolate easter crap on the shelves since January, how the fuck can the kids show respect to Jesus Christ Superstar if they think it's all about rabbits laying fucking eggs. I recon fuck christmas, easter and all bullshit that goes with it, and instead just have the holidays and name them fucking HOLIDAYS. Hope your chickens turn to emus and knock your dunny door down. Happy DEATH OF CHRIST fucker's.
posted on: 04-24-11 @ 11:03 PM

^^^^was gonna say the same thing.... well said zoro, your a bit of a psycho,..... but u nailed that one ,it,s just another over commercialized holiday... happy easter all u sick fucks !
posted on: 04-25-11 @ 2:58 AM

i may be a sick fuck but i wont go there. jesus is my saviour
posted on: 04-25-11 @ 10:55 AM

Zombie Jesus! Run!
posted on: 04-25-11 @ 7:28 PM

@downunder69, yep sorry about the rude P.M, I thought you were someone I new, but you didn't reply, so my bad, and thanks for the compliment, have a great life Dude.
posted on: 04-26-11 @ 1:51 AM

posted on: 04-26-11 @ 1:53 AM