I Got A Coupon, Baby

on 05.23.2011

A friend of mine was telling me how she went on a first date and the guy brought a coupon to help with the bill. That's a pretty bold move. I like saving money too, but I think getting laid is better than getting 10% off. Not only did he not get laid, but she tells me she was a bitch to him the rest of the night. That sucks for him, because she's quite a little freak. --Adam

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Leave the coupons to the ladies. I've never used a coupon, and I never ever will.
posted on: 05-23-11 @ 2:42 PM

I thought ALL hooker coupons were valid no matter who you were using it with.
posted on: 05-23-11 @ 2:51 PM

is this friend of yours freaky enough to whip up her top,write cs on her titties and send them in?
posted on: 05-23-11 @ 3:01 PM

Adam H.
Yeah, she already did.
posted on: 05-23-11 @ 3:15 PM

im with spaulding on this one. but i also dont want a money grubing bitch taking me for all im worth, when i get divorced later after realiseing she is a money grubing bitch!
posted on: 05-23-11 @ 5:57 PM

i pay taxes, employ 7 people... use coupons whenever i can... that means i support single moms! and a few Mexicans, and god knows how many grand kids!!! dammit why didn't the rapture happen?
posted on: 05-23-11 @ 11:27 PM

any idiot knows that a 10% off coupon means a 100% not getting laid, your friend needs to stick to jerking off to user boobs
posted on: 05-24-11 @ 9:56 AM