You Know What Pisses Me Off?
SUBJECT: Hey Jay
You know what pisses me off Jay? It's when today's my fucking birthday and none of my friends even so much as fuckin' text me a "happy birthday". Seriously, I've known some of these guys for over five years, shit I've grown up with them! Fuck man, I'm a nice and honest and respectful to these guys and they can't even fuckin' manage a "hey" or a "what's up?", but a fuckin' birthday?! What the fuck is that?! Shit their asses are off at Wonder-fuckin'-con and I'm here broke as a motherfucker with nothing to do but homework. Man, this some CrazyShit