The Number 3 Question.
One of our biggest fans wanted us to do another questionnaire, so here it goes. Playing on the theme of the
last questionnaire, what is the worst thing you have ever to someone or has been
done to you by someone else before, during, or after (or all three) having sex. Wether it was with a
loved one or an one night stand, did ya give'm a dirty sanchez or did they give you the old golden shower. What
ever the fuck it was email us and let us know.
And here goes what the guys and gals had to say:
IN RESPONSE TO YOUR QUESTIONS, WHAT THE WEIRDEST THING YOU EVER HAD SAID TO YOU WHEN HAVING SEX, WELL HERES MINE...
I HAD AN EX- GIRLFRIEND WHO WAS WAY TOO FOND OF HER CHOCOLATE LAB AND ONE NIGHT WE ARE GOIN' AT IT, SHE GIVES ME
THE SLAP ON THE ASS AND SAYS...HEY HONEY, LETS HAVE SOME FUN, GO GET THE DOG!!!!!
I GOT UP AND LET THE DOG IN ON MY WAY OUT...
Once, when I was still with my ex-wife, I farted in her face while she was giving me head. It was a silent fart
that burns eyes and curls hair. But that's not the reason we split up tho.
This didnt happen to me but it happened to my best friend.
she was dating someone who was a little sketchy to begin with...
they had gone to a concert in chigago whitch is about 300 miles from here.
they found a scuzy motel on the south side.
after the concert things started getting hot and heavy and he asked her if she would
shit in his mouth.
she broke up with him and made he sleep in the bathtube.
Well girl was giving me head and after she swallowed it all she threw up on me.
when i was in college i woke up with most hideous beast that you have ever
seen. i was living in a frat house at time and i could hear people in the
living room. i didn't want anyone to see this girl leave from my room so i
made her climb out the window.
i had this chick all tied up and blindfolded, laying on her stomach, ass all up in the air. i was eatin' her out
and fingering her ass, but i wanted something more. i looked around and all i could find was the toilet
plunger. i greased it up and slid it straight up her fart locker. man you should have seen her laying there
moaning, rubbing her cunt, getting all into it with a plunger in her ass! boy, was she pissed when she found out.
One time I was performing oral sex on my girlfriend while she was sitting
on my face and she got so into it she lost control of he bowels and crapped
on my chest.....just a jelly-bean sized crap, but.....
Hey, I haven't personally ever done it, but ever since my buddy told
me about how awesome it felt I have to control myself everytime I have
sex with my girlfriend. I'm talking of course about the "Donkey
Punch." You know when you're doing it doggy style and just before you
cum you punch her in the back of the head, so that she gets knocked
out. It makes every muscle in her body clinch for an instant, but the
really fun muscles clamp down and make your orgasm out of this world.
while having sex. the chick was on top going at hard, and screamed i'm cumming .at this time she lost
control .she shit on me!!!! hot liqua- shit went all over my nutsack ass & legs. it was pretty sick. she
cleaned me up & wiped her ass took the sheets off the bed and fucked me till i got my nut . she was very
embarrassed. i just said shit happens sometimes. anyway i can say that i fucked the shit out of her.
My boy friend made the craziest love I had ever had , after he was done he got up and walked away and left a zukeeni in my ass, sick or what?
Craz's reply: wow and you didnt even notice the zukeeni?
I kicked him out and went to the vegetable stand my and my new lover zoooki are doing fine thank you
One of my coworkers really hated his sister-in-law. Was willing to pay
someone to take her out on a date and leave her somewhere. I was young and
new to the job and was trying to make friends so I said what the fuck,,why
not. He thought that I sounded to eager to help and raised the rules a
little. Now he wanted me to take her out,,,take her back to her place have
sex with her. Then he wanted me to piss all over her when I was finished.
Really treat her like a pig was his exact words. Soooo,,we met, through
another friend of his. Went to dinner and then back to her place. She was a
big fat ugly hog so trying to get in the mood to fuck her was a bit harder
than I thought it would be. She seemed to take a liking to me which wasn't
exactly what I had in mind. Anyway,,one thing led to another and she offered
to give me head. I figured if I could get away without having to fuck this
nasty bitch all the better. She did a bang up job on the BJ. Swallowed like a
champ. After the bj we sat there for a little and I was eager to get the
hell out of there before she wanted something I wasn't interested in doing.
So I stood up to leave, pulled my dick out so I could piss on this bitch and
she said "ohh you want more" bitch thought I wanted more head,,,damn just as
she was about to put her mouth on the willy I started pissing,,,,talking
about some funny shit,,,,damn. The bitch went nuts and I got the hell out of
dodge. I still feel a little guilty for what I did, but when your young and
broke $100 to piss on some chick you have no interest in isn't all that bad.
I had only been dating this guy for a few months, and due to the
circumstances, we were always gettin' busy in each others cars. It sucked.
But one night in particular, after we were both somewhat highly intoxicated,
he decided to go 'downtown' on me. I knew something was up when after a long
time, he suddenly just stopped and started laughing. See, the jackass had
gum in his mouth and forgot to take it out before doing the deed. Not only
did he have to go inside of his parents house (way after midnight) to get
some little scissors to cut the gum out, but he took so long to fucking do
all this that the mint in the gum started to burn my skin! Now I can say
that I'm clean shaven and always check to see if he has gum in his mouth
before he starts. Youch! Not a good way to get minty-fresh putang! It wasn't
really gross, but it sure was fucking hilarious!
I told her that two days before that night, I was a GIRL myself!
duuuuuude one time I walked in on my gf and there was a big pile of shit on
the bed and she was rubbing it all over herself and she had peanut butter on
her pussy and she was letting the dog lick it off!! So I ran over and kicked
the dog in the nuts (I dont know if that has any affect on dogs, but it
seemed like the thing to do at the time) then my gf looked at me like she
wanted me to start where the dog left off. I was all like "Hey what the fuck
is wrong with you?!?!?!? Your a fuckin freak get out of my house and take the
dog with you!!" Damn man that was like the sickest shit I've ever seen
The worst thing that has ever been done to me was a bet my husband took from
his friend...he told me about it after words...
while we were having freaky ass sex he turned me over and we starting into
doggy style....as he was giving it to me he grabbed ny hair and grabbed my
tits and screamed his ex girlfriends name to see how long he could hold on to
me....i freaked right out and even after i found out it was a bet to see how
long he could stay on...i was still so pissed hat i didnt fuck him for 2
months the bastard.....
now i find it funny
from lil bears bitch
you will love this right before i kicked my now x wife out of my house i put
habanaro pepper juice all over the bitches panties she said her pussy was
burning and dropped her pants that pussy was red as a baboon's ass i laugh so
fucking hard i almost pissed my pants
WORST THING DONE TO ME WAS A ONE NIGHT STAND,
WHERE THE GAL STAYED THE NIGHT. BECAUSE SHE SNORED I DECIDED TO SLEEP IN THE
OTHER BEDROOM. WHEN I GOT UP, I DECIDED TO JUMP BACK IN BED WITH HER ONLY TO
FIND OUT THAT SHE HAD PISSED THE BED AND IT COMPLETELY SOAKED THE MATTRESS.
my ex-wife farted in my face one time while iwas eating her box. interesting
Well i was with my girlfriend of three years and this one time i was really
working her over time. I got her from behind for the second time and when i
came inside her she pulled away from me so i would not come inside her...she
is paranoid about getting pregnant and she let out the biggest QUEEF you have
ever heard!!! I have heard the chicks on the Howard Stern show and they got
nothing on this one!! She just rolled over and said" that did not come out
my BUTT !" I was said" i know that...dont you know that?" She had never
heard of a queff before so i had to explain it to her. She was laughing and
rolling around on my bed and starting doing it some more that was the really
funny part the more she laughe the more it happend for awhile. We were 21(me)
and she was 19 at the time. This one other time my friends told me was real
fucked up was when i used to tell her to have sex with me, but she was no in
the mood so i would say "Let me fuck you real fast and i will fuck you, for
you later ok?" and i was serious and my friends have said that is the worst
thing they have ever heard.... PSout Kaptain