What Would You Do For A Million Dollars? Part 5!
The Number 6 Question.
Just when you thought we were done...we came back packing.
7/10/01 I was willing to bet that people would do some crazy shit for a million dollars and it looks as
though I would have won. Bellow is the first part to a two part series (unless some more people send in more
shit). The idea that came up the most had to do with shit and assholes, so I know that your minds are always in the gutter.
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For a million dollars I would be willing to walk around naked for a whole day in a very crowded street... in winter
<:: Frost Bite for a Million...hmmm ::>
i would stand under a tree and let a couple hundred birds take a crap on me, and i would make my wife kiss me.
<:: I think she should get the million. ::>
Make sure you read this with hidden symbloism in mind: Paint or tatoo my dick like the flag, of course, I would want the base BLUE with all the stars on it. It could wave in the wind and would most assuredly have half staff cababilities when I'm in mourning.
I would go to A-fag-astan and sing the national anthem,(naked of course)then shit on there shitty country.
<:: I think alot of people would do that for free. ::>
For a million bucks I'd get Osama bin Laden in a steel cage match, where I would promptly rip his arm off and beat him unconscious with it. Once he wakes up, I'd cut the rest of his limbs off, tie a rope around his balls, and hang him upside down. Then I'd take a box cutter, stab him in the throat and then I'd fuck the wound...come to think of it, I'd do it for free...
i wuld stick a chickin in my ass and jump arournd a lot. and chuck stuff at people i hate.
then i would use the money to buy 1000000 dollars to get 1000000 hamburgers on
hamburger wednsday at mac donalds and win that dam manopoly game.
and so i did.
<:: and so you did ::>
i would eat my toenails naked while sitting in the middle of the interstate.
<:: Would you bite them off or use a nail clipper?. ::>
i would eat a bowl full of frat boy cum
<:: You must be a pledge. ::>
I would run around naked humpin every girl i saw ....and would do one of them in the street in new york (if they let me..that would be great)
<:: You might get away with that if you HAD a million dollars. ::>
Well if I had the million dollars ,I WOULD 1st, RENT A BAR OUT,
2. GET 6 BIG BREASTED WOMEN WITH TIGHT PUSSEYS...
3. GET 2 MALE BUDDYS...
4. 3 BANANAS
5. THEN THE FUN WILL START...
THE GIRLS WILL TAKE THE BANANAS AND PUT THEM UP OUR ASSES,AND WE WOULD IN A CIRCLE WE EAT THEM AS THEY EAT US OUT...
6. WHEN THAT WAS DONE WE WOULD BEGING THE SEX EACH GUY GETS TO GIRLS...
7. PUNCH LINE: ONLY TWO OF THE GIRLS ARE REAL GUESS WHICH GUY GETS THE REAL ONES...
not me haha with the rest of the money i would go and really have fun and leave my friends to figure out the rest...
<:: Ok... ::>
For a million dollars I would eat out Rita MacNeils cunt while she's having her blood pussy (....did i mention i'm a fat lesbian vampire...hell I'd do it for free!)
I would do what ever you guys wanted me to do
<:: The Crazysht.com Staff ::>
For a million dollars I would cover my balls with peanut butter and let my dog lick it off while i was sucking a guys dick and getting fucked up the ass by a elephant with no ky jelly
For a cool million, I would wait until the biggest bunch of Trick-or-Treaters came to the front door with all of their mothers behind them. Then I'd throw the front door open wearing nothing but a Bill Clinton mask while jacking off into a pumpkin pie. Then I would chase them down the driveway as they all ran off while throwing the pie at them!!! Happy Halloween!!!
<:: I hope your ass ain't in my neighborhood ::>
I would stick my cock in a honey jar, then I'd fuck the biggest red ant's nest you could find. Then, with my cock full of red ants, I'd ass fuck Rosie O'Donnell while I sing the National Anthem...
<:: Ewww Rosie O'Donnell. ::>
yo i would chop lil cesar figeroas (uni brow) dick off and then feed it to his loud ass chickens. I might also screw a llama
<:: I hate chickens!!!!! ::>
for a million dollars i would probably dip my balls in a fuckin vat of molten aluminum and then cut em off and drench em in hot sauce, and chop em up and eat em in a salad.
<:: Now that is scary ::>
I TAKE OFF MY HEAD JUST TO EAT MY OWN ASS
JAM A STICK IN MY PENIS HOLE THEN HAVE ANAL WITH A GOAT
<:: You don't live in the mountains..do you? ::>
I would let everysingle person in my state kick me in the balls as hard as they could.
<:: YES, YES.. now that is what I am talking about, some real action. ::>
and as Porky pigs says "That's all folks"