My Nightmare Of A Date Part 3
Here's part 3. The best one is about the chic shitting on the guy, I think you'll agree.
Ok i was all ready at 7:30 when he was supposed to pick me up but he didn't get there till 10:15. Then we missed our reservations to the most expensive resturants. Then he took me to the beach for a walk (he thought it would be romantic) but i was in a fancy short dress with high heels. And it was very cold and windy. then he thought that i would want to go to his house to sit in frount of the "fire" with him then he wanted to go out again.
i was out with this bloke and i was hideously drunk i ended up going back to his house which he shared with 5 other people i can remember shaging him as far as i knew that was all that happened when i woke up in the morning all his mates were laughthing i asked him why and he told me i had gone to the toilet naked and fallen asleep on the bathroom floor only to be found by one of his flatmates i haven't been there since!
Well, for starters she was 2.5 hrs late gettin there and was dressed way wrong for the date. Then she ordered her food and when it got there she started eatting it with her fingures,it was pasta. Then when we left to go to the movie she said her car had no gas so we took mine and she didn't like the color so she made me park at the end of the lot so no 1 would see her getting out of the bad colored car. Then in the movie she didn't shut up once unless she was takin a drink of her soda. Then she pissed every1 off by tellin the end of the movie loud enuff for every1 to hear her. When i took her back to her car she asked me to follow her home so we could talk at her house, when we got there her parents were waiting for us and her father drilled me on who i was where i was from etc... Then her mom hit on me twice. I decided it was time to go and she said that she would walk me out, i was thinking she was gonna kiss me but instead she gave me a goodnight handshake. That was the worst date i have ever been on!
O.K. THIS IS THE SKINNY. FIRST, I MET HER AT A NEAR BY COLLEGE AND WE CHATTED FOR A WHILE, AND FOUND OUT WE HAD A LOT IN COMMON. OR SO I THOUGHT. ANYWAY, WE WERE GOING TO THE MOVIES, AND ON THE WAY WE SMOKED TWO BLUNTS, AND DRANK HALF OF A 5TH OF HENNESY.(DO I KNOW HOW TO TREAT A LADY OR WHAT) LITTLE DID I KNOW THIS YOUNG LADY COULD NOT HOLD HER LIQUOR. WHEN WE ARRIVED AT THE MOVIES, EVERYTHING WAS COOL. UNTIL WE SAT DOWN. THIS GIRL WAS SO LOUD WHILE THE MOVIE WAS PLAYING IT WAS REDICULOUS! I EVENTUALLY GOT UP AND MOVED. SHE LITERALLY GOT ON MY FUCKING NERVES.(BUT IT GETS WORSE.) WHEN WE WERE LEAVING THIS MORON WANTED TO START A FIGHT WITH DAMN NEAR EVERYBODY. SO, I FINALLY GOT THIS DUMBASS TO THE CAR.(WHERE WE KILLED THE REST OF THE HENNESY) WE WERE LISTENING TO NOREAGA(GETTING HEAD IN THE WHIP) AND SHE DECIDED SHE WANTED TO GIVE ME HEAD IN THE WHIP. I ALMOST WRECKED THE FUCKING CAR, BECAUSE THAT BITCH BIT ME. SO PISSED I DROVE HER BACK TO HER DORM ROOM.(STILL DRUNK AS HELL) HER HORNY ASS INVITED ME UP(24 HOUR CO-ED VISITATION) SO, WE GET IN HER ROOM SHE SAID HER ROOMMATE WAS GONE FOR THE WEEKEND. THATS WHEN SHE ASKED IF I WANTED TO SLEEP OVER BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK AS FUCK. O.K. WHAT DUMBASS IS GOING TO LEAVE A DRUNK, HORNY FEMALE IN A DARK DORM ROOM ALL ALONE? ANY TAKERS? I THOUGHT SO. ANYWAY, I SAID YEAH. IMMEDIATLY SHE BEGINS TO STRIP. I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING, HOW IS THIS YOUR WORST DATE. TRUST ME IT GETS WORSE. SO SHE STARTS OF GIVING ME BRAINS WHILE IM STANDING UP. THEN, I STARTED BEATING IT UP FROM THE BACK.(YES, I WORE A CONDOM) AND THIS BITCH FARTED... SO I, WITHOUT SAYING A WORD, GOT UP, GOT DRESSED AND LEFT. THAT WAS THE WORST DATE I EVER HAD.
I think I've got a "worst date" story that tops them all. My buddy from college had this happen to him.
My buddy got drunk at a club one night and had this trashy girl take him back to her place at bar time. She was pretty smashed too and they started going at it. She was riding him facing his feet went she shit all over his belly. He freaked out and shoved her off him and she fell off the bed and broke her arm. He saw her back at the same bar a week later with a cast on her arm trying to pick up guys. I never laughed so hard in my life when he told me that story.
The worst date that I have ever had was when I went out with this one guy. He took me to a restaurant called Beginnings. Yah begin what? While we were eating he tried to get freaky under the table.!! I let it go for the time being. Just waiting for the date to be over.Then he decided to take me to a movie. That ass tried to rip my shirt off. I didn't mind the fondling so much it was when he tried to go down south. I don't like that. He started to scare me. Finally I got up and kneed him right in what I thought was his nuts. It turns out it was a female willing and able to meet my every need. So I said what the hell why not. I have been wanting to try it for a long time. Well we decided to go back to my house and unfortunately as we were geting it on my mom walked in on us. Well after that date we'll just say the girl doesn't talk to me anymore and my mom kicked me out on my ass. That was the worst date of my life!! Except for the fact that I got to lick some pussy for the first time ever.!!!