My Online Love.
Well we asked about your online love and you let us know about it. Some turned into marriage, some ended in men
that dressed as women, so read on and remember always check for the Adam's apple.
I met someone offline and at first we seemed to be great for eachother so much so that we were soon living together and got married. Then his true colors began to come out he lost his job and made no attempt to look for further employment , he thought he was going to live off me:). FUCK THAT, so I divorced his punk ass, but not without alot of heartache the bastard still owes me over 2,000 dollars which Im sure I'll never see the likings of. And when it was time for the divorce the fuck head basically ran away like the little bitch that he is. I eventually found him and it was finalized I absolutely hate him and if it wouldnt send me straight to hell I'd have someone dispose of him properly. So yea good luck to any other poor saps who make the same mistake as me.
I live in Salt Lake City and for the first time I chatted with a girl in New York. We would e-mail eachother about stuff that would impress the other person and so on until one day I had to ask her to send a picture and a date she would be in Utah. Not only did she give me two weeks, but a picture that would make crazyshit.com blush. So I told the girl that I had mormon mission to go on even though I'm protestant.
WELL, I HAVENT MET HIM YET BUT WE HAVE A PLAN...IM GONNA FLY HIM HERE AND WHEN I PICK HIM UP I WILL PUT A GUN TO HIS BALLS AND TELL HIM TO GET IN THE CAR. I WILL PUT HIM UP IN A HUGE HOUSE ON THE HILL ALL TO HIMSELF AND HE WILL BE TIED NAKED TO A CHAIR WHERE HE WILL STAY. OH DONT WORRY I WILL BE THERE A LOT BECAUSE I PLAN TO MAKE HIM MY LOVE SLAVE. HE WILL HAVE ALL DAY PORN ON THE BIG SCRREN TV NON STOP. ALSO THERE WILL BE LOTS OF BEAUTIFUL HALF NAKED WOMEN WORKING IN THE HOUSE, COOKING AND CLEANING AND THERE HE WILL SIT, TIED TO MY FAVORITE CHAIR. hehe, see ya at the airport my cyber bitch...xoxo
Four simple little words......SHE-HAD-A-DICK!
hey craz.. i have a pretty good story about a girl i met from the big bad internet.. its a bit long, but here goes... well i was messing around on this site and it had a "matchmaker" set up.. well i said, what the hell, so i took this stupid quiz and i then showed all these people who were my match. most were at least 500 miles away.. but then i saw another.. 10 miles.. i was like, no way.. so i said what the hell, and i emailed her.. she emailed back.. we traded pictures.. and boy was she eye candy.. so we decided to go have a drink one night. i met her up at the bar around 8pm.. and as soon as i saw her, i was in awe.. the girl was very attractive.. about 5'5 100-105lbs.. very much in shape.. she was having a drink at the bar. so i joined her, we had a couple laughs.. one beer turned into another.. then i made the comment about how i could drink her skinny ass under the table.. BIG MISTAKE.. just to let you know craz.. i am a pure beginner when it comes to drinking.. 4-5 beers and i'm drunk.. well lets just say.. t hours, 10 beers, 6 shots and a glass of guiness later.. our "date" ended.. she helped me stagger out the bar.. and she asked where my car was.. i told her i had no idea.. (it was across the street... figures right..) so she drove me to her place:) hell yes! she told me the couch was all mine.. but that didnt last long, i had to pee like you wouldnt believe.. so i went thru her room to the bathroom.. i did my business and came out, to find her chatting on the internet.. probably telling all her friends how much of a light drinker i was.. so i sat beside her on the bed.. we kissed.. nothing major.. and then she told me she was tired and going to bed.. so i crawled in bed with her.. she was wearing only a thong.. i was in heaven dude.. then my stomach started churning.. shouldnt have mixed all those drinks.. unfortunately i spent the better part of the night puking in her toilet.. i also picked up the nickname "lightweight" but its all good.. i still know this girl, we are best of friends.. we've had many other crazy nights together.. we did the dating thing for a while, but even before i had met her, she had met her future husband.. so the story is kinda sad, because she's engaged.. got the whole life planned out... but i had the best of times with her.. and i met her on the damn internet.. so i guess the internet isnt so bad after all.. we can pick up chicks, go see crazy shit.. on you guessed it CrazyShit.com.. and surf for porn.. thank you internet! laterz Craz!
my sister met a guy from the internet... he lived around us and they met he was really hot and the were friends for a while but nothing exciting happened... sorry
heh. This is a good one. In the spring of '99 I met a guy online....he lived accross the street from me....just said hello to him here and there, talked to him a few minutes a week, but certainly nothing big. One Sunday about 3 months later we were both bored snotless, so we decided to meet for lunch. We made it home 5 non-stop talking hours later. We smoked a joint and planned to meet again for another date, and he left. Three years later, we've been living together for over two years, and are getting married:)
I met this guy on a college website and we had a lot in common so we proceeded to chat online and everyhting was going perfect (the total opposite of what I thought) so we decided to meet because we clicked instantly and enjoyed our conversations on the phone. Since we lived close by I decided to meet him and see if he was as great in person as he was on the phone and sure enough when we saw each other it was an instant attraction. And we dated for a while he met my family and I met his and it was one of my best realationships because we weren't always together and we looked forward to seeing each other on the weekends. But soon (like 4 months into the relationship) I signed up to join the army. Needless to say we couldn't continue our relationship and I was heartbroken because I wanted it to work out. But then I met different people and we were friends for a short time but then I met someone and got engaged and then I broke up with him and that's it.
I met someone online and I decided to give him my number well he started calling me all the time. Why did I give him my number I don't know, but I did. Well it turned out that he called one day and my dad answers and my dad invited him over. He drove from Virginia to Pennsylvania, basically he drove all day just to see me. I was so mad at my dad but I couldn't fix what was done.When he arrived I thougth he would be very good looking, HE WAS SO UGLY! I was not impressed at all. He was ugly and fat.I was so upset I left and let my dad talk to him the whole time. I came home the next day and told my dad to never invite that guy over again. TO make things worse he called me so many times and I made it my life mission to avoid this psycho.
I met my man Jerry on Buzz Chat. I knew who he was but never had the balls to talk to him. So thats when we actually started talking. We have each other on MSN and we are talking bout gettin merried...I am so fuckin happy :)
Yeah I've met a few women thanks to some adult dating site and I've went round to their place and fucked em. One or two of em weren't that bad.
I once met a gal online her screen name was Jenni. She was from the U.K. and i am from Ireland.So i asked if we could meet up in London, me being the gemtle man doing all the fucking traveling.I met this girl and found out her real name was Beth. Beth and i had met up quite a few times after this and we enjoyed each others company.So after i had met her hundreds of times i had eventually moved to the house next door to hers so i could be close to her she also moved in. now three years later We are married and have a beautiful Daughter and she is now watching me typing this so i have to type something nice about her. When i met her my Jaw dropped and i knew i had to have her (that is acutally true)
The story of Spud and Jenni A.K.A James and Beth
i met some girl online and we aranged to meet after she described herself as "5f5, blonde, sexy, shaved pussy etc.." when i got to the meeting place(very piblic place)i hid coz i didnt want her to be imbarrased of me, when she showed up i felt like wasps had stung the holy fuck outta me, she was soo fucking ugly she made my grandmother's wrinkled pussy seem really sexual! i wanted to die, but first i had to abuse her.hehehehe
I went to another state to see him, and then, after knowing each other for a year, I moved to that state to live with him