Poppa Chubby Is Back!!!!

on 04.26.2004

Well, since Shittyadvice.com has been on a little vacation, I have been kickin' back and takin' a break from blasting dumbasses. Actually, I have been really mellow. Completely chilled out. Then what happens? You guessed it. That stupid bitch I divorced last year came around bitching and screaming for MORE money and there went the relaxation. One thing I learned from my divorce from Satan is this... Divorces are expensive as hell, but they are SOOOO worth it. As it stands right now, I have to pay that miserable bitch $803 a month for the next 47 months, but it is a small price to pay to be rid of the prozac taking whore.

I have figured out a way to gaurantee that no man ever has to go through a divorce. So all you guys out there listen up, I am going to dispense this information to you all, free of charge. It's simple really, all you have to do is go out about every ten years and find the meanest, nastiest, most hateful, evil fucking bitch you can possibly find. Make sure she hates your guts. Then buy her a house and give her half of everything you own. This will eliminate ever having to appear in a court of law and having to listen to your ex-bitch telling everyone how you forced her to have all of those threesomes with her friends and how she never enjoyed it. YEAH, RIGHT ! So now I find myself sitting here and writing this cunt another check and thinking how good it is going to feel when I finally get her paid off. In the mean time, if any of you sick fuckers out there would be interested in a chain smoking, anorexic, flat chested, saggy assed, nagging, whining, complaining, miserable, two faced, lying, cheating, chemically imbalanced, recently commited, abortion loving, gutter slut whore... please drop me an email. I'll be more than glad to give you directions to her street corner. That's my "I hate that WHORE" opinion, It oughtta be yours,

Henry M., henrym@crazyshit.com
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