Time To Clear Up Some Misconceptions.

on 04.28.2004

Well I have gotten some emails with people thinking that I was this guy that is selling his ex-wife's wedding dress. Click here to see the actual auction. I hate to break it to you, but it's not me. I mean I was real close to getting married but I never went through it though. I do have the wedding and engagement ring still. Maybe I might hock it on ebay or at the local pawn shop to get a few bucks for some beers and a stripper. Now isn't that a great way to end a relationship?

On to the other misconception. The picture "Bake Till a Golden Brown" is actually a woman. The allegations arose from some fans of Crazy Shit, a.k.a. Shit Heads, sent in some emails saying that it was actually a woman. Instantly an investigation team was formed to do some research on the picture in question. A couple beers later and the jury was in: Yup, he's a woman. If you look toward where the belly button "should" be, you can see what appears to be the top of a bathing suite. Even though the gender has changed, it still doesn't change the fact that person is a crispy piece of bacon.

Ok, I'm outta here. I got more pictures to look at, but they're no the kind your thinking of.

Jay D., jay@crazyshit.com
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