Off To New Zealand And Australia For A Bit.

Any of you Crazyshitter‘s from New Zealand? Or visited there? Why do I ask, you ask? I want a bag of kiwis and a pet kakapo, BITCH!... Just playin, however, on a serious note, I really do love them hairy fruits. Not as much as numberonefan loves them hairy fruits in each eye with a dick running down his nose, ROMAN HELMET, but we‘ll leave that for another day. Anyways, back to the point I was trying to make before I got distracted by whatever it was that distracted me. I‘m going to be visiting New Zealand from the first week of February till the 26th of April.

With that said, I‘m gonna be doing a lot of fucking travelling. My plan is to start from the bottom of the south island and work my way north.  During my misadventures I‘ll be taking a vacation from my vacation to vacation in Syndey, Australia for a week or two, or more. The entire time I‘m traveling I intend on couch-surfing, hitch-hiking, wwoofing, camping, etc... to make my way across the amazing New Zealand and Australian countrysides. I want to see and enjoy them places like I live there. When in Rome, do as the Romans.

By a show of hands.  How many of y‘all found the image of numberonefan wearing a Roman Helmet erotic? I knew tgarner, bigtalk, rodgtard and straticus would.

What kinds of crazy shit can I get into out there? What are the must-do things there? I‘m already planning on doing some skydiving, rafting, hiking and panty-raiding, a lot of panty-raiding. How about the scuba diving out there? Should I get my scuba certification before I leave? Let an anglo know, woot woot!

So, where does the true essence of New Zealand lie?  Is it in the volcanos, Fiorland National Park, Doubtful Sound, Bay of Islands, experiencing Maori culture, Mount Cook, the glaciers, Kiwi women, Kaikoura, Tongariro National Park, etc...? You get where I‘m going with this. What do I need to do or where do I go, to get the best experience out of this quarter-year excursion?

While on this holy-epic-unscientific-debaucherous expedition of the southern hemsphere I‘m still gonna be participating in making the USS Crazyshit a better place for degenerates such as...well...yourselves. So if you‘ve got some input for me I‘d love to hear it. Hell if you‘ve got something insulting to say I‘d love to hear it too, as long as it‘s witty! On that note, I‘m done writing to you people! Keep it classy Crazyshitters, see ya back in the states come April 26th.

Henry M.