'I Don't Get No Respect'

on 10.06.2004

Tuesday, one of the world's greatest comedic geniuses passed away. Rodney Dangerfield made some of the greatest comedy movies ever, at least in my opinion. This man has had a huge influence on my life. I learned all about boozing, womanizing and self-deprecating from Rodney. Rodney ranked up there with some of the great entertainers of my life, like Homer Simpson, and Al Bundy from Married With Children. If you haven't seen these movies, it's time to make a trip to Blockbuster rent these bad boys; Easy Money, Back to School and of course Caddyshack. We here at Crazyshit.com would like to pay some 'Respect' now and give some of his one liners:

"I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, 'There goes the neighborhood!' ''

"When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my mother.''

"When I started in show business, I played one club that was so far out my act was reviewed in Field and Stream.''

"Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?' ''

"I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, `Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. There was nobody home.''

"When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names -- hers and her mother's.''

"With my wife, I don't get no respect. The other night there was a knock on the front door. My wife told me to hide in the closet.''

"When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up."

"When I was three years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me."

"With my wife, I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it."

Rest In Peace,

Jay D., jay@crazyshit.com
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