Get Out And Vote.
It's do or die time here in the states, and it's your (and my) right to vote. I don't give a rat's ass if you have your excuses all planed out. "Ehh, I couldn't make it because my ass was glued to the sofa for a Ricky Martin marathon of Behind the Scenes is on". Fuck that, it's time we made a change.
Now that I got ya'l ready to blindly vote for just about anyone, let's bring this bad boy home. I hate to push by bulbous political views on my poor and unsuspecting crazyshit.com fans. But the nation and much more importantly our way of lives are at stake. You see guys and gals, or current administration is trying to enforce their religious beliefs down our throats. Now I am a Catholic, which gives me the right to pretty much do anything I want and then go tell some priest about it and have my sins absolved. I kinda like the way I live my life, and I don't want that to change. The religious right, we'll just call him Attorney General Asshat, is coming after the adult industry. While Crazyshit.com is not a porn site, we do show some crazy shit. And some of that crazy shit might be demeaned offensible to the untrained eye. Does that give someone else the right to take that away from you or me? No, they should just change their URL and go to somewhere happy, like Disney or some shit.
We need a new administration in office to get rid of the kooks that are in there now. I'm not saying they will do a better job, I'm just saying I want to keep on bringing you some Crazy Shit every fucking week day till I get so sick of it that I blow my brains out with a shotgun. I don't want some old gas bag that doesn't drink, dance or know how to have a good time to tell me I can't do what I love.
So people, get out and vote. You can even do like we do in Florida, "Vote early, and vote often
". Please cast your vote for the Kerry Champaign. And if you want to give me shit about voting Democrat, I'm a registered Republican, I have voted the party lines since I was 18, and I'm now 27. But when it comes to something I care about, fuck those ass holes.
Thanks, I hope I'm still here tomorrow,