Jay’s Back From Vegas!

on 01.10.2005

Ahh, I gotta say I love that City of Sin, Lost Wages or just plain ole' Vegas. It has to be one of my favorite vacation get-always. Where else can you gamble, get free drinks, walk a couple feet, indulge in a buffet and walk a little further to the bar and pick up a hooker? No where else in the U.S. of fucking A., I tell you!

I got some pretty good stories, with pictures this time, to tell everyone. I'll give you a little teaser to hold you over till I get all the pics from my friends, and can put something together. So here's the teaser: We seen Vegas's worst hotel, complete with in-house hooker. Ton's of nudity. Waking up with random whore in hotel room. Drunken pissing in hotel room, which was part of the hat trick of bodily functions. Me losing money at the tables, and making it back up at the buffet tables. And we got some pretty good pics to boot!

We were out there for yet another internet porn convention, which always proves to be a blast! Seeing old friends, getting fucked up with new ones. Seeing boobies live and in person, instead of on a monitor. And let me tell you there was some nice boobies out there. And of course, just as the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, seeing Ron Jeremy. Man that guy is getting old, it should be quitting time for him, but that's a whole 'nother can of worms that I'll get into later.

I know one thing and one thing only; it's nice to sleep in my own bed again. I hope Jesse took good care of you while I was gone. If not, let me know, jay@crazyshit.com, and I'll give him forty lashes or something.

Holla at your boy!

Jay D., jay@crazyshit.com
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