Happy Halloween

on 11.01.2006

Usually I love Halloween and everything that comes along with it. Girls that use this as an excuse to dress like the sluts they really are, the psycho's who view this as a chance to be as creepy as humanly possible, and lets not forget the kids, the snot face little bastards, that will engorge themselves with vast amounts of glucose, fructose, dextrose and any and every other kind of sugar. It's true, normally I would be like hell yeah!!! I'm ready for Halloween, however this year I have found myself working on my oh!!! so ghettooooo!!!! car, while trying to save my home computer from a nasty little critter that's been attacking my Internet connection. I tried like every antivirus out there and wiped out hundreds of viruses, worms, and Trojans, yet that little spawn of the Devil remained, so that it could torment my sleep, to the brink of insanity. No this year I did not go out and enjoy those simple pleasures of this crazy holiday, but at least I got the computer running...

Lets just say I'm still working on the car. About a month back I was driving on the safe streets of South Florida minding my own business, when all of a sudden my blind ass catches a glimpse of what appeared to be a construction barricade in my lane on the High Way of Death aka I-95. I was able to slow down a bit before plowing into that fucker at about 45 MPH and normally one would slow down and check out the damage, but I wouldn't recommend that course of action on this I-95, seeing how at this portion in the Highway there are only three lanes in between 2 very close cement walls. It's like they want to give the drunks a real good chance at actually hitting a person if they break down.

I was forced to make it to the next exit where I actually slowed down enough to run over the barricade. I thought I actually got out of that one with out any hitches, guess again!!! I now have a pin hole on this pressure line that squirting all my oil out. it's kind of funny you turn the car on and all the oil comes out. Somebody told me that I could probably clog the hole up with some JB-weld. So I'm like yeah I'll try anything once, and I went and got some Perma Poxy for metal bonding, this stuff is supposed to be some bad ass space shuttle reentering the orbit bonding shit. Lets just say that shit didn't work, and I'm not your mechanic Macgyver mother fucker so yeah I'll be working on that one for a bit...

Jesse U, jesse@crazyshit.com
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