Viva Las Vegas 2007

on 01.12.2007

It's time for my annual pilgrimage to Lost Wages err, I mean Las Vegas, for another porn convention. Ohh sure it seems glamor and fun, but it really isn't. I mean sure I do get to party with pornstars and drink copious amounts of booze, bit it really isn't that great of a time. You see most of your time is spent meeting people you only wish you could remember their name, and the endless meetings with open bars. Maybe that's why I can never remember their names.

Who am I kidding? I mean, seriously, a porn convention...lame? Yeah fucking right, this shit is a blast. Not only do we get to go to the AVN's, tool around that bitch looking at all the pornstars all day long and shit. We get to go to the parties afterwards and drink all their booze too. It's one of the perks to running crazyshit.com. I suppose if you see enough poop picks eventually something is bound to turn up rosy for ya.

While I'm away Jesse is going to hold down the fort. He has the banhammer for all you fuckers in the forums and peanut galleries. We also have Adam I the office now. Adam is our newest member of the team. He started about a week ago, so I'm hoping he will last longer than the last intern did. FYI, the last intern, So (that's his name) lasted only two weeks. Got a paycheck and we never seen him again. Even though he did call a few times.

On that note, I'm going to take a nap. I'm sitting in an airport in Houston waiting for my plane to Vegas. I think tomorrow we are going to go snowboarding. Apparently it's cold and snowing out there. I'll be sure to get some pictures of me busting ass. Since I've only send snow once and I have never snowboarded before. I do have about 10 years of skateboarding under my belt though. Wish me luck! And if anyone in Vegas wants to take me out to a dive bar, just shoot me an email below.

Peace and chicken grease, Jay About to lose all his money D.

Hard at work bitches!

Jay D., jay@crazyshit.com
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