The start of this week was a rough one as it usually is after a holiday weekend. There is something about going out drinking all weekend that is the perfect recipe for morning shits. Seems like everyone I knew had them. Must be a combination of large amounts of grilled food and beer. Which we all know combines to make a mud stew which usually waits around till 5 minutes before you gotta leave for work. Then all of a sudden the mud stew is ready to be served to the porcelain goddess and you have no say in the matter. All you can do is call the boss and tell him you are gonna be late because you got some issues to deal with.
It seems like I have had a lot of issues to deal with lately. One of them was getting crowned King Ding A Ling this weekend. I didnít really think I deserved it but I guess I earned it considering all my hard work. What is this hard work I speak of you wonder? Well when Iím not making fun of Jay D.ís hot rental KIA I occasionally check on what people have to say in the comments section also known as ďThe Peanut GalleryĒ. Itís a good way to know how much people think the videos I post suck. And trust me people, I am made fully aware of The Suck.
Although, recently it seems there has been a rash of arguments and general flaming taking place. So I politely asked a few people to stop doing something as simple as NOT LEAVING THE FUCKING CAPS KEY ON FOR EVERYTHING YOU SAY. SEE YOU CAN ALMOST HEAR MY VOICE DRONING ON SAYING THESE WORDS THROUGH THE COMPUTER SCREEN. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS ONCE YOU START USING WHOLE PARAGRAPHS FULL OF CAPITALIZED LETTER IT LOSES ITíS EFFECT. IN FACT PEOPLE TEND TO IGNORE YOU TOTALLY AFTER A WHILE IF YOU KEEP IT UP FOR TOO LONG. THATíS WHY I WILL QUIT RIGHT here.
Now isnít that better? We are having a nice adult conversation without all the simulated yelling. See now when I go on to say something like, ďyou are a FUCKING MORONĒ, there is no question as to what part of the sentence I was trying to stress. Once again moderation wins out over excess. Thatís why next time I have a holiday weekend I will try to balance out my beer/food intake so I can make it to work on time. I will also FUCKING BAN anyone else who wants to be a habitual-line-stepper-overer. This way I donít have to hear them bitch about how Iím on some kind of power trip. Besides, itís my power trip and I WILL DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT.
Anyone notice how enjoyable the peanut gallery has been lately? Maybe itís just meÖ
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