So Turning 30 Isn‘t That Bad.

on 06.26.2007

Yup, I said it. 30 isn't that bad. As a matter of fact, I feel exactly the fucking the same when I was 27, 28 or 29. I'm not saying it's the same as 22 or 25 mind you. Back then, I could drink all night, wake up on the floor, with an empty beer can next to me. Get up brush my teeth and head into work. Now I drink all night, wake up on the floor, lying in a spilt beer, stumble around till I find my bed and then proceed to sleep till about 5 or 6ish PM.

A few weeks ago I took the huge plunge into the thirty something's. Not by choice mind you. I sure have done enough to my body to have not made it to thirty. But that damm will to live helped me make it though.

What now that I reached 30? What's left for a person? 40? Ohh fuck that shit, 40 is a horrible number. The only thing cool about 40 is that you get to by a Corvette or a Porsche and try to pick up just out of high school girls. Which really doesn't sound all that bad. But what does a person that's 30 have to look forward to. Nothing I tell you, nothing.

Ohh wait, wait, I know! How about marriage, kids, starting a family, blah, blah, blah. Sure it sounds good. But have you ever spent some time with people that are in relationships or that have kids. It makes me want to puke. Especially if they are the lovey dovey type. Those people are the absolute worst. I almost rather see a couple arguing rather than kissing and making fucking baby noises. Then the have their little scream machines all running around, trying to kick you in the nuts and treating you like a human napkin. No thanks 30's I'm not really down for that.

So what then? I'm sure as shit not going to break any "youngest" records now. How many times do you hear about a guy in his 30's being the youngest man to ever climb Mt. Everest? Never, because 30's suck. I suppose I do have one thing I could do and could be the youngest ever. I could become President of the United States of America. Now that would be some serious shit. You think Bill Clinton got away with some shit. Ohh man, I'd fucking be doing it all, while running the country like a well-oiled machine. Well maybe not well-oiled machine, more like a squeaky, about to break, but has a lot of duct tape on it kind of machine. Would you vote for me?

For now, I think I'm going to keep on down the same road, of tons of work on Crazy Shit, drinking mass amounts of booze, eating chicken wings, and trying to pick up women at the bars. Even though I don't think I've ever picked up a chick at a bar, maybe the 30's could work for me finally. I'm outta here. Don't forget to listen to our radio show ever Thursday, at 6:30pm, EST.

Jay D., jay@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
FUCK . IM 30 !
posted on: 07-01-07 @ 9:06 PM

I'm with ya dude...fuck 30! lol
posted on: 07-02-07 @ 11:26 AM

33 and countin'..........it is all down hill after 30. Your birthday's start to run together and it seems like a bad dream that won't fucking end. The kid thing is on point. I love him, but they'll get on your nerves quick.......other than that...it aint all bad...just keep yourself young.......drink, skydive, bungee jump......get lot's of head......oh yeah, always spark the L
posted on: 07-02-07 @ 8:07 PM

At least you got to see some boobs. :D And YES Jay, I'd vote for you. But only if you banned any and all thongs XL and over. Thanks. And while you're at it, it should be a stated law, if you don't love this country, then leave it. And kick out anyone who is standing on American soil saying "I hate America".
posted on: 07-10-07 @ 6:28 PM

Fuck yeah, you should run for President of the United States. Maybe your platform could be "down with the FCC".
posted on: 07-18-07 @ 4:54 PM