Ohh Crazyshit, How I Love Thee
It's Jay back with another sad attempt to update the site, in a timely fashion. With well over a month since the last update, it is defiantly time to get my writing on for ya'lls. Also is ya'lls even a word? Like a plural ya'll. Which leads one's self to ask one's self is ya'll a word? I guess it depends on where in America you live. For me in South Florida it's a red neck kinda thing, and I think it's funny so I'm going with it is a word. Anywho, back on track again, let's move on with the rest of the update.
What's new around here? Hrm…I would say there is some cool shit going down here. Even though it looks like nothing is really happening. For starters we are working on a redesign of the home page that should make it a great starting point for the whole site. Whether you want to go to the forums, pics/videos or even the blogs. You can get it all from one spot.
Other things around here is that I have been spending countless hours rewriting the code that runs the website. Good news is that I haven't fucked too much shit up. Bad news, I don't get to drink as much as I want too. Another benefit from the code work is that the site is actually faster now. The site is fast like me getting laid. Ok, maybe the site isn't that FAST, but it's a close second.
Lastly I wanted to brag about the car I just bought. It's a 1969 Cadillac Coupe Deville. Just about mint interior, with a rip in the seat. The dash is perfect, along with most of the seats. The outside doesn't have any rust. Which is rare in Florida. I did have to replace all the belts, alternator and thermostat. One of the coolest parts of the car is that you can still find parts FOR the car! I thought it was going to be tough, but no sir, just call around to a few places and bamo, parts are good to go. So if you see me bumping up and down the block, hollar at a brotha!
Here some pics too.
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You know what else is pissing me off? The fact that we have like 3 parking spaces for our office and some assholes keep on parking in them. So I wrote them a nice letter this morning and put it on their cars. Here's the letter below.
The offenders. Maybe next time I'll just write a really nice letter and wrap it with a fucking brick and send it through their windshields.
Aight, that's it for now. If we can get an update once in two weeks this could be a miracle!