Me And The Gym Are Like Two Peas In A Pod.

on 03.31.2004

Not really but I have been steadily going for the last 3 weeks, for 3 to 4 times a week. It really depends if someone lays the old "Come on Jay, lets go to happy hour" routine on me. I have to say that it's not my favorite activity in the world. It is bearable, and all I know is that one day this big beer belly will be replaced with a smaller beer belly. Hey I don't have the highest standards, but all I want to do is be able to get under my desk to plug the network cable that I kicked out with my foot with out grunting. Or maybe I'll have those weight lifting huge fucking muscles and just throw the desk twenty feet, plug the cable back in and have a power bar.

Let me take a moment to bitch: You know what really chaps my dick? The fucking tread mill. Let's see how to put this.…ahh yes. I use this fucking thing for 15 minutes or so every time I work out. I can do about 4mph, and that's cool. But at the end of it, it tells me how many calories I have burned. On the average it's about 110 fucking calories!!!! What the Fuck? You know what that is? It's a fucking Bud Light for god's sake. I don't even what to think about how many calories Taco Bell is. So now every time I drink let's just say 6 to 12 beers in a evening, I have a guilty filling in the back of my head about that fucking tread mill. But don't worry after the 13th beer, and some Southern Comfort I kill that guilty noise bullshit off.

I have to say thanks for all the support emails. Even though I could barely lift my arms to read the emails. I did manage to read them and even reply back to a few, I have to say thanks to everyone for your support and encouragement. I actually have plans to get a hate/love mail section on the site very soon. So everyone can peep what others are saying to us.

As for other news, we will be increasing the amount of bandwidth we have in the office by the middle of next month. So start telling your friends how bad ass crazyshit.com is. Ohh and don't forget to use the "Email a Friend" link to email your friends the crazy shit we have on the site.


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