Our Newest Member To The Crazyshit Family.
No, no one new is working here. More like my girlfriend and I had a baby! More like she had the baby, and I just stood around lending moral support. On July 26th, at 4:58pm , our son, Jay Miles D., was born. We have kept it under wraps from everyone here at cs since it was more personal for us. But now that the little guy is out, I thought it was time to share it with everyone here.
The little guy showed up on time, and all natural. Oddly enough, TK, that‘s my girlfriend, was to be induced the same Monday that little Jay was born. Instead of a planned birthing on the 27th, he was mixing it up a bit, and throwing off the Dr‘s schedule. Not to mention the due date was the 25th. That is a pretty close prediction there.
She actually started having contractions at 1 am that morning. Meaning that we had been up all day Sunday and we were about to go to bed, when they started. That equaled no sleep for us. After the epidural was administered around noon, things calmed down. Then around 4 pm, it was time to push! 58 minutes later our little man was born. It was pretty fast and I have to say, Amazing. That‘s the only word I can think of, is Amazing.
Little Jay has made it his first week, and we are all still pretty amazed. He‘s just the cutest thing I have ever seen. You know how people say, “you will love him the moment you see him.” That shit is the truth. I‘m not sure how some Dads or Moms could ever walk away from their kids. Momma is doing well too. I feel bad for her though, since I cannot breast feed, trust me I‘ve tried to get milk out before, she has to get up a few times per night to feed the little guy. I do my part though and wake up to change him. Here‘s a little baby tidbit. Did you know that babies can shoot shit up the back of their diaper and out the diaper all over their little outfit? Yes, yes they can. It‘s actually amazing.
For now, since I am new to fatherhood, I will be learning a lot. Thanks to Tim and Adam keeping crazyshit going while I was out. If you have any good advice, or bad advice, post it below. Hell even if you have some funny stories, I‘d love to read them.
I‘m outta here like a dirty diaper.