Cut My Taint 
I was shaving my balls and asshole last night, and was in a bit of a rush, when I made a rookie mistake and cut my taint. It's not too bad, but it did sting when I washed it after and I have to be gentle when I'm wiping my ass. I'm going to get some Wet Ones later on, which should make for a more soothing wipe. But I should be as good as new this weekend, so there's no need for you to worry about me and my taint. --Adam Leave A Comment
Dropping Loads 
Do you ever save up your nut for a week or more, just so you can blast a giant load all over your girl? Or even see how far you can shoot it. Maybe you want to pull out doggystyle and get it in her hair, or give her a facial from missionary. I've heard celery helps you get bigger loads, but I haven't done any personal research on that. Have you found anything to be of benefit? There's just something awesome about coating a chick with your baby batter. What's your favorite spot on her to glaze? --Adam Leave A Comment
Snowden Should Have Amnesty 
Let's cut to the chase. Ed Snowden should not be persecuted. Period. The guy leaks the information that the US Government is spying on its own citizens and now the Government wants to persecute him like a serial killer. Actually I would say worse. Then there is the State sponsored media bringing on the smear campaign against him. This is my kinda guy...this is the kind of guy we need in Government. When the shady shit goes down, someone is there to rat them fuckers out. You know who the real terrorists are? Our government, taking our rights away inch by inch. I would rather take my chances with the Taliban lurking around every corner if I knew I could live my life freely until the moment a bomb exploded. Unlike our freedoms getting clawed away, and yet that terrorist still isn't caught, and the bomb still explodes. --Jay Leave A Comment
It Tingles 
I'm not real big on supplements, but when I'm training four or more hours a day, I like to have a recovery drink. I was exhausted after training last night and grabbed the only drink available and pounded that shit down. I didn't know or give a shit what it was. It was cold and it was liquid. That's all that mattered to me at that time. Not long after, I realized it had a bunch of beta-alanine in it, which happens to make my skin tingle like a mother fucker. It felt like I was getting poked all over my body by millions tiny needles. That is some bizarre feeling shit. You should try it. --Adam Leave A Comment
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03/13/2013

Xav asks, "Is it normal to beat it in front of your computer at the CS HQ or you have to pretend to be rating porn?" Jay really doesn’t like for me to beat it at work, and I do my best to respect his wishes. Seeing as much porn in a day as I do, I’m pretty desensitized to it and it usually doesn’t distract me, but it’s inevitable that a nut will have to be busted every once in a while. On these rare occasions, I tuck my boner, walk to the bathroom and fire one out in the to...

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