Henry is up in the UK, so yesterday Jay asked me if I wanted to do updates this weekend. Obviously I didn't, but I like Jay and I missed a few days while I was in Texas eating lots of food and making lots of sweet love, so I agreed to help out. I'm kind of hoping he'll get me a hooker to show his appreciation of me sacrificing my Saturday post-training nap. A burrito would be fine too. I think now I'll throw on my thong and go lay out by the pool. --Adam Leave A Comment

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How many of you guys out there have had a bitch lie to you and get pregnant on purpose for some fucked up ulterior motive, whether it was to try to force a relationship on you, get some money, or some other crazy fucked up reason a bitch could rationalize getting preggers for? Let us hear your stories if you got any. Bitches be crazy. --Adam Leave A Comment

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Do you like creepy porn vids? They are pretty entertaining to watch. Some loser guy boning some ugly chick, or better yet, he's boning a hot chick and you can see clear as day that she is just waiting for it to be over so she can collect her check. It's got to be great for the slouch ass dudes out there who don't know their way around a vagina, to see some guy that's even worse at satisfying a woman than they are. Sometimes that comedic kind of porn is more fun to watch than good porn. --Adam Leave A Comment

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As I've been watching the news over the past few weeks, the talk of the Benghazi and the events unfolded is all over place. It's Republicans blaming the President for a coverup, House hearings, and whatever the fuck they want to try to do to sling mud. This is all about trying to win a political war, not solve any problems. That got me thinking. How much is all this bullshit costing us as tax payers? These House hearings can't be cheap. In the end, there will be no outcome that will help our country, but one thing will be for sure. We will end up spending millions to never answer a question, and people still will have lost their lives. From now on as a people, we need to start asking how much this bullshit is going to cost us every time these fuckheads wants to win an election. --Jay Leave A Comment

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