Social Retards 
As a sort of continuation of yesterday's gripe session, I'm always amazed when I read a story about some fucking idiot who commits a crime, brags about it on facebook or twitter or whatever shitty social site, and subsequently gets arrested. Like this dumb cunt. I just can't comprehend peoples' incessant need to make sure everybody knows what is happening in their lives, or lack there of, at all times. I guess it makes them feel like somebody gives a shit, but nobody does. This social media horse shit certainly brings more bad than good the way I see it. Although I can't hate too much, cause I did bang a bunch of girls off of myspace back in the day. Like that crazy one who cut herself with razor blades and wanted me to hit her. I guess you have to take the bad with the good. --Adam Leave A Comment
The Wonders of Technology 
There are a lot of things I hate about technology, like how it has turned society into a bunch of fucking lazy and retarded zombies walking around with their heads up their asses, playing with their bullshit little electronic devices. But there is something I truly love about the very same technology. If I'm sitting and home and want to see some pussy, I can simply text my girl, "Hey I would love to see your pussy right now." And BAM! Within a minute, I've got a picture of a beautiful pussy sent to me. That is fucking awesome! --Adam Leave A Comment
Only Yuppy Bitches 
I know I've bitched about it before, but every time I see it I get more aggravated. Any lady that puts her dog in a stroller needs a good, hard kick right in the fucking cunt. It's not your baby and it can walk just fine. In fact, it likes to walk. So put it on its fucking feet and ditch the stroller, you whacky fucking broads. --Adam Leave A Comment
Oklahoma Tornadoes 
Jesus did Oklahoma get fucked yesterday by those tornadoes. Our hearts and thoughts go out to the people that lost friends and families yesterday. We were glad to hear the number of dead was not 51, but more like 24. Not that that makes it better, but man, the schools that got fucked up, that shit is heart breaking being a parent. I did some research to see how we can help, and at this point, the Red Cross seems like the most legit place to help. Good luck out there, we wish you nothing but the best. --Jay Leave A Comment
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