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on December 13th, 2006

Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, “Hey Tim, what're you in for?” “I'm getting my tonsils out -- I'm a little worried,” said Tim. “Oh don't worry about it. I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and jello I wanted for two weeks!” “Oh yeah?'' replied Tim. “That's not half-bad. Hey, Sammy, how about you? What're you here ....  MORE > >


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