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Do You Have Any Bananas?

A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman: Do you have any bananas? No,I don't. ( says the ba...

Posted: 03/19/12
Two Girls

I was in the pub on Saturday night. I noticed two large girls by the bar. They both had strong acc...

Posted: 03/19/12
That'll Be One Dollar

A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, “Sure, that’ll be one dollar.” “One dollar?” ...

Posted: 12/20/10
The Hairlip Fellow

A hairlip fellow walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and asks, (hairlip voice) "Hey ba...

Posted: 06/18/08
Bar Fight Midget

A midget walks in to a bar, takes a few shots of whiskey, jumps up on the bar stool and said, "H...

Posted: 06/18/08
Can I Have A Straw?

This old wino staggers into a bar and the barman immediately told him to get out. The tramp said tha...

Posted: 05/15/08
A Blonde Rides A Horse

A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. ...

Posted: 05/15/08
Pirate Bar

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The two men take turns boasting of their adventures on the high se...

Posted: 05/05/08
The Armless Guy

An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and ...

Posted: 04/22/08
The Blonde And The Firing Squad

Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. ...

Posted: 04/08/08

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Staying Hydrated through her pussy

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Strongest Man Competition

The local pub was so sure that its landlord was the strongest man around that it offered a standing?...

Posted: 03/27/08
That Lucky Guy At The Bar

These two buddies are sitting at the bar in a singles' club and talking about another guy sitting at...

Posted: 09/17/07
Drunk, Ostrich, And Cat

One day, a man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat. The man orders a beer, and so does the os...

Posted: 07/02/07
Three Women Go Down To Mexico

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake u...

Posted: 08/29/06
A Horrible Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. T...

Posted: 07/20/06
Blonde Contractor

There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house, so she called the contractor and set an appointme...

Posted: 05/24/06
3 Shots Of Whiskey

An Irish guy goes into a bar in America and asks for three separate shots of Whiskey. He drinks one,...

Posted: 05/22/06
Daddies Bond Over Beer

There were three men in a bar. All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the bat...

Posted: 05/12/06
New FDA Alcohol Warnings For Booze Bottles

Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. Consumption of al...

Posted: 05/25/05
Suicidal Blonde

One day a blonde finds out from her friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her. So one day she g...

Posted: 05/25/05
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