Bars Jokes |
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Do You Have Any Bananas?
A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman: Do you have any bananas? No,I don't. ( says the ba... |
Posted: 03/19/12 | ||
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Two Girls
I was in the pub on Saturday night. I noticed two large girls by the bar. They both had strong acc... |
Posted: 03/19/12 | ||
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That'll Be One Dollar
A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, “Sure, that’ll be one dollar.” “One dollar?” ... |
Posted: 12/20/10 | ||
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The Hairlip Fellow
A hairlip fellow walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and asks, (hairlip voice) "Hey ba... |
Posted: 06/18/08 | ||
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Bar Fight Midget
A midget walks in to a bar, takes a few shots of whiskey, jumps up on the bar stool and said, "H... |
Posted: 06/18/08 | ||
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Can I Have A Straw?
This old wino staggers into a bar and the barman immediately told him to get out. The tramp said tha... |
Posted: 05/15/08 | ||
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A Blonde Rides A Horse
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. ... |
Posted: 05/15/08 | ||
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Pirate Bar
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The two men take turns boasting of their adventures on the high se... |
Posted: 05/05/08 | ||
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The Armless Guy
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and ... |
Posted: 04/22/08 | ||
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The Blonde And The Firing Squad
Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. ... |
Posted: 04/08/08 | ||
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Strongest Man Competition
The local pub was so sure that its landlord was the strongest man around that it offered a standing?... |
Posted: 03/27/08 | ||
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That Lucky Guy At The Bar
These two buddies are sitting at the bar in a singles' club and talking about another guy sitting at... |
Posted: 09/17/07 | ||
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Drunk, Ostrich, And Cat
One day, a man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat. The man orders a beer, and so does the os... |
Posted: 07/02/07 | ||
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Three Women Go Down To Mexico
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake u... |
Posted: 08/29/06 | ||
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A Horrible Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. T... |
Posted: 07/20/06 | ||
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Blonde Contractor
There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house, so she called the contractor and set an appointme... |
Posted: 05/24/06 | ||
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3 Shots Of Whiskey
An Irish guy goes into a bar in America and asks for three separate shots of Whiskey. He drinks one,... |
Posted: 05/22/06 | ||
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Daddies Bond Over Beer
There were three men in a bar. All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the bat... |
Posted: 05/12/06 | ||
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New FDA Alcohol Warnings For Booze Bottles
Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. Consumption of al... |
Posted: 05/25/05 | ||
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Suicidal Blonde
One day a blonde finds out from her friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her. So one day she g... |
Posted: 05/25/05 | ||