> JOKES > AIRPLANES JOKES

Airplanes Jokes

Did You Jump?

A young man joined the army and signed up with the paratroopers - his father had been airborne. He...

Posted: 04/02/12
Too Many Elk To Fly

Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful...

Posted: 01/05/11
Two Penguins

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting ...

Posted: 06/18/08
Gorilla Removal Service

A man walked into his yard one morning and found a gorilla up in a tree. He called a gorilla-rem...

Posted: 01/24/08
Emergency Landing

A woman sat on a plane heading for Los Angles, when the captain annouces that because of problems wi...

Posted: 11/08/07
Blind Man's Plane Crash

A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong. He made his w...

Posted: 10/02/07
The Polish Passenger

A Polish man was taking a flight on a commercial airliner. The airliner had 4 engines, which is quit...

Posted: 09/04/07
10 Dollars

Bill and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year and every year Bill would say, "Martha, I...

Posted: 07/14/06
The Smart Little Guy

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, stro...

Posted: 07/12/06
The Life Of A Whale

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling shi...

Posted: 06/29/06

The Japs sure love to kill dolphins - Agree or not?

High end erotica for you picky fuckers

Asian wannabe pornstar gets hammered with jizz!

Staying Hydrated through her pussy

Big tits are made for fucking
Mommy And Daddy Dearest

There are some children in a class naming animals and they come across a picture of a deer. So t...

Posted: 04/26/05
Who's That Dog?

There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch. ''E...

Posted: 04/20/05
Chores On The Farm

A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, "Have you done your chores yet?" ...

Posted: 04/14/05
Bubble Blowing Duckies

Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next mo...

Posted: 03/28/05
Back-up Aides For Early Aviation Instruments For Flying.

First, the pilot puts a live cat on the cockpit floor. Because a cat always remans upright, the pi...

Posted: 02/07/05
More Airline Humor

All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announc...

Posted: 01/17/05
Gripe Sheet

After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics pr...

Posted: 07/28/03
The Chain Of Command On A Airplane.

The cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, nav...

Posted: 08/09/01
Are Ya Feeling Better Now?

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, stro...

Posted: 05/02/01
Tonto Goldstein.

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beauti...

Posted: 01/23/01
1 2| Next > | Last >>