Airplanes Jokes |
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Did You Jump?
A young man joined the army and signed up with the paratroopers - his father had been airborne. He... |
Posted: 04/02/12 | ||
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Too Many Elk To Fly
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful... |
Posted: 01/05/11 | ||
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Two Penguins
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting ... |
Posted: 06/18/08 | ||
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Gorilla Removal Service
A man walked into his yard one morning and found a gorilla up in a tree. He called a gorilla-rem... |
Posted: 01/24/08 | ||
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Emergency Landing
A woman sat on a plane heading for Los Angles, when the captain annouces that because of problems wi... |
Posted: 11/08/07 | ||
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Blind Man's Plane Crash
A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong. He made his w... |
Posted: 10/02/07 | ||
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The Polish Passenger
A Polish man was taking a flight on a commercial airliner. The airliner had 4 engines, which is quit... |
Posted: 09/04/07 | ||
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10 Dollars
Bill and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year and every year Bill would say, "Martha, I... |
Posted: 07/14/06 | ||
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The Smart Little Guy
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, stro... |
Posted: 07/12/06 | ||
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The Life Of A Whale
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling shi... |
Posted: 06/29/06 | ||
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Mommy And Daddy Dearest
There are some children in a class naming animals and they come across a picture of a deer. So t... |
Posted: 04/26/05 | ||
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Who's That Dog?
There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch. ''E... |
Posted: 04/20/05 | ||
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Chores On The Farm
A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, "Have you done your chores yet?" ... |
Posted: 04/14/05 | ||
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Bubble Blowing Duckies
Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next mo... |
Posted: 03/28/05 | ||
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Back-up Aides For Early Aviation Instruments For Flying.
First, the pilot puts a live cat on the cockpit floor. Because a cat always remans upright, the pi... |
Posted: 02/07/05 | ||
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More Airline Humor
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announc... |
Posted: 01/17/05 | ||
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Gripe Sheet
After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics pr... |
Posted: 07/28/03 | ||
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The Chain Of Command On A Airplane.
The cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, nav... |
Posted: 08/09/01 | ||
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Are Ya Feeling Better Now?
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, stro... |
Posted: 05/02/01 | ||
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Tonto Goldstein.
A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beauti... |
Posted: 01/23/01 | ||