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One Word Or Two?

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each o...

Posted: 01/29/13
Choosing A Wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He give...

Posted: 01/29/13
Trying To Help A Married Friend

I'm reaching out on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help! His wife...

Posted: 01/05/13
To My Loving Wife

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the...

Posted: 11/29/12
The Jewelry Store

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wif...

Posted: 11/05/12
Maid Wants A Raise

The Mexican maid asked her boss for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided...

Posted: 10/24/12
No Worries Yet

Girl: 'When we get married, I want t...

Posted: 09/12/12
Stupid Husband

A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger doing his wife. He says, ...

Posted: 05/28/12
Newlywed Pictures

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bath...

Posted: 05/17/12
0 To 200 In 6 Seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him ...

Posted: 05/08/12

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Staying Hydrated through her pussy

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The Matchmaker

A matchmaker was telling to a young but poor man, "There is a beautiful elderly lady who is widowe...

Posted: 05/02/12
A Wife's Dream

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for...

Posted: 03/26/12
A Well Trained Frog

A woman is shopping for a pet as a gift for her husband, but she is concerned that the prices that...

Posted: 02/13/12
Wife Comes Home Late

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.From under the blankets she ...

Posted: 01/24/12
Special Day

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "...

Posted: 10/18/11
Lessons From Marriage

On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his...

Posted: 10/11/11
Missing Husband

A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a descriptio...

Posted: 10/06/11
For Sale

Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of encycloped...

Posted: 09/20/11
Jealous Husband

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wan...

Posted: 09/12/11
Why Aren't You Married?

Comebacks to that all time favorite question "Why Aren't You Married Yet?" You haven't asked yet....

Posted: 07/12/11
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