Marriage Jokes |
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One Word Or Two?
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each o... |
Posted: 01/29/13 | ||
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Choosing A Wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He give... |
Posted: 01/29/13 | ||
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Trying To Help A Married Friend
I'm reaching out on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help! His wife... |
Posted: 01/05/13 | ||
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To My Loving Wife
A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the... |
Posted: 11/29/12 | ||
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The Jewelry Store
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wif... |
Posted: 11/05/12 | ||
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Maid Wants A Raise
The Mexican maid asked her boss for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided... |
Posted: 10/24/12 | ||
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No Worries Yet
Girl: 'When we get married, I want t... |
Posted: 09/12/12 | ||
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Stupid Husband
A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger doing his wife. He says, ... |
Posted: 05/28/12 | ||
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Newlywed Pictures
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bath... |
Posted: 05/17/12 | ||
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0 To 200 In 6 Seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him ... |
Posted: 05/08/12 | ||
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The Matchmaker
A matchmaker was telling to a young but poor man, "There is a beautiful elderly lady who is widowe... |
Posted: 05/02/12 | ||
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A Wife's Dream
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for... |
Posted: 03/26/12 | ||
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A Well Trained Frog
A woman is shopping for a pet as a gift for her husband, but she is concerned that the prices that... |
Posted: 02/13/12 | ||
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Wife Comes Home Late
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.From under the blankets she ... |
Posted: 01/24/12 | ||
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Special Day
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "... |
Posted: 10/18/11 | ||
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Lessons From Marriage
On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his... |
Posted: 10/11/11 | ||
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Missing Husband
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a descriptio... |
Posted: 10/06/11 | ||
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For Sale
Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of encycloped... |
Posted: 09/20/11 | ||
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Jealous Husband
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wan... |
Posted: 09/12/11 | ||
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Why Aren't You Married?
Comebacks to that all time favorite question "Why Aren't You Married Yet?" You haven't asked yet.... |
Posted: 07/12/11 | ||