Children Jokes

A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny opens, holding a beer and smokin...

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many wo...

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently re...

A kindergarten teacher comes to class and says, "Today class I am going to give you a letter of th...

Little Johnny sees his Daddy’s car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he fo...

An old country  preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some th...

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ende...

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid i...

A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly ...

Two eight-year-old boys played in a vacant lot everyday, and across the street was a brothel. Da...

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing w...

One night, a father walked by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and...

A mother of three was sitting in the living room reading when one of her children walked up to her a...

One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys...

A couple had been husband and wife for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to start dati...

The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a...

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and th...

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their fam...

A pirate walks off his ship. He has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over his right eye....

While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, s...