Lawyers Jokes

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the to...

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He ...

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda. He thinks that he is smarte...

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter met...

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to ...

There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked a guy how to get a date. T...

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. T...

Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50...

A couple had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking. One...

This guy was sitting in his attorney's office. His lawyer said, "Do you want the bad news first ...

A well dressed lawyer went into a bar for a martini and found himself beside a scroungy-looking dr...

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by ...

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried a creative defense: "My client merely inserte...

Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come ba...

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them. ...

A lawyer lies dying, his partner of 40 years by his bedside. "Jack, I've got to confess. I've been s...

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becomi...

What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton. ...

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street toget...

How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start moving. ...