Animals Jokes

Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog ...

There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam. It was that time of year ...

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "...

An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ...

A man is walking down the street and he sees a boy riding a wagon. The boy has his dog pulling it wi...

A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal, "What's ...

So this hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear and takes with him his trusty 22-gauge rifle. ...

Three little pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.'I would ...

So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda pissed off because he doesn't want...

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they w...

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the ...

This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are...

There are some children in a class naming animals and they come across a picture of a deer. So th...

One day, a fairy visits a lonely widow and says that she is there to give her three wishes. ''I w...

A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into th...

A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving A lecture on the supernatural. To get a f...

For decades two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one ...

one day a small cat was sitting hungry by a river when a small chipalata sausage came flowing past.....

There's a guy with a Pit Bull and a guy with a Poodle. The guy with the Pit Bull says to the guy w...

Q. Why do hippos fuck in water? A. Because its the only way to keep 500 pounds of pussy wet....