Drunks/Drinking Jokes

Always Take The Bus I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving. As you well know, some o...	Posted: 05/10/12

Beer Troubleshooting SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so th...	Posted: 10/06/11

The Wine Tester In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire...	Posted: 08/15/11

Drink Til You Puke George was planning on going out with "The Boys" when his wife told him that he wasn't leaving the h...	Posted: 02/21/11

Glad To Be Drunk A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one fo...	Posted: 12/14/10

Drunk Date Two men are in a bar. One man turns to the other and asks,"Tell me, why do you keep pouring beer i...	Posted: 11/18/10

Difficult To Say When Drunk THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation...	Posted: 11/01/10

Past Closing Time A policeman cruising past a bar after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out front....	Posted: 08/25/10

An Irish Wedding A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremel...	Posted: 12/16/08

The Bad Drunk Three guys are in a bar on the top of a cliff. The first guy says to the other guys "You know, i...	Posted: 04/08/08



3 Drunks These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night...	Posted: 08/13/07

Stupid Drunk A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to...	Posted: 12/08/06

Water Vs. Beer Water vs. Beer WATER It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each d...	Posted: 12/07/06

Rotten Eggs A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they've run o...	Posted: 07/03/06

Why Not The Usual? A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde woman walked in a...	Posted: 06/29/06

Bubba's Secret A bunch of guys are sitting at the local bar. They get pretty drunk, and the topic turns to Bubba at...	Posted: 06/27/06

A Drunken Dream Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slee...	Posted: 06/09/06

10 Pints A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear ...	Posted: 06/09/06

John O'Reilly Won The Best Toast Of The Night. John O'Reilly hoisted his beer at the pub and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between ...	Posted: 03/22/06

One Confused Drunk. A really sloppy drunk is draped over the bar. The bartender tells him, "OK, you've had enough. I'm n...	Posted: 04/11/05

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